Keep Portland Weird
Alice and Tammi, the Mean Girls
the cool girls, and all which that implies
- Alice: alice bay runs this shit. shes gorgeous, chill af, and her snapchat game is lit. if alice bay dont like you, your life is basically over, if she does like you, its somehow even worse. better keep your head down, and pray to be ignored.
- Tammi: a pretender to the throne, tammi wong is alice bay’s bff and sworn nemesis. though the two are equally ruthless, some maintain that subtle differences exist.